Friday, June 17, 2005

What's up with runaway kangaroos?

First there was Roo. Now there is Kanga. LLamas I've seen and heard of, but how many people own kangaroos as pets? How the hell are they escaping? MT - maybe Mr. Snuff could be tied in to this story somehow.

Poor kangas - they're wandering much further today than they should. And now they can't find their way back to three acre wood. So help them if you can because they've got to get back to the house at pooh corner by 1... to count all the bees in the hive, chase all the clouds in the sky.

Well, if you know this song at least it's not a horrible one for me to get stuck in your head.


Moral Turpitude said...

I doubt kangaroos would mess with Mr. Snuff. I hear they only like tobacco out of pouches. Get it?

I like this from the Kanga article: "I swear I'm not drunk or on drugs, but I just saw a kangaroo".

chardrian said...

Isn't there a Looney Tunes cartoon about an escaped kangaroo... Maybe with Sylvester the cat or Pepe le Peu (sp?)?

I have a vague recollection of some character, I think Sylvester, having to go in and try and catch a mouse that everyone else sees and ends up getting his ass whupped by the kangaroo (that no one sees).

I think a cock fight between Shirley and Kanga would be purty neat-o.

FreakinRican said...

You like these stories about kangaroos don't you?