Thursday, March 31, 2005

Jailhouse lawyers

There are times when I get sick of reading and writing and start thinking that maybe it would not be such a bad idea to commit some small federal crime and get myself a nice little Martha Stewart sentence so I can go meditate for a couple of months. Today is one of those days. I don't want to research or write anymore about what an inmate needs to do to successfully argue that he is being denied his right to access the courts. He's gonna lose - can't I just write that instead? I know "sorry, you are wrong" is not exactly the response that either the inmate ot the judge is looking for, but it sure would make some cases easier. Yikes - starting to get bitter and I haven't even been here for 3 months.

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Perhaps its the cold meds I'm on, but when I read your post the first time through my brain substituted the word "primate" for "inmate" and I thought it to be high hilarity. I thought your post was going to be about some interesting monkey lawsuit. But it wasn't.

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A monkey lawsuit would be much more interesting. In fact if the lawsuit had been written by a monkey it might even be a little easier to get through. Maybe if Michael Jackson gets shipped to WI he can sue the state under the 8th amendment arguing that it is cruel and unusual punishment not to let him keep Bubbles, his chimpanzee, with him. Then I could have my first true monkey case and a case I wouldn't mind having.

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