Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm Finger in Custard

A finger in custard has got to be way better than a finger in chili. Since it was seemingly kept frozen, I would if they could have tried to reattach it?

And since chopping off your finger is going at a rate of a million, I wonder how much tasting someone's chopped off finger goes for?

8 comments:

chardrian said...

As long as I was assured the finger tasting would not give me Hepatitis or something similar, I would easily taste a chopped off finger for something I think everyone else would consider to be me a measly sum - say 5 grand.

Moral Turpitude said...

$5 grand?! Would you have to chew and swallow it or just taste it?

chardrian said...

Chew and swallow I'd want a little more (but probably not a lot more - after 4-5 shots of teguila it would probably just taste like a cocktail wienie with the toothpick accidently left in it). Put in my mouth and spit out, like this guy did, 5 grand any day.

Moral Turpitude said...

Oh, that's no big deal. I'd do that for $500 plus a box of cookies.

Blondie said...

As long as the nail was still attached, I would for sure eat it. I mean, the nail would give you that crunchy satisfaction.

chardrian said...

To be totally honest, a box of cookies, just by itself, would probably be enough for me, if approached at the right time. The people who lose on Fear Factor have eaten much worse I am sure. You never answered how much your intestines being replaced for your throat was worth tho...

FreakinRican said...

Hmmm, I'm re-thinking my strategy about gross things. I would consider being on Survivor and eating some gross fish guts or cow nads for a CHANCE at a million dollars knowing that I might not win, so what the hell a finger in the mouth w/o chewing, maybe just my bar fees.

chardrian said...

You think if we submit a joint entry to Survivor, our chances of at least one of us getting picked would increase? I would love to be on that show. My wife got all upset when we were in the Peace Corps, because we had an informal discussion about who would do weel from our group and I came out as one who would survive and she did not. She got even more upset when I said I would vote her ass off if the game strategy called for that decision. I guess she didn't understand that if I will eat a finger for a box of cookies, I will do a hell of a lot more for a million bucks. Anyways, if you're up for a dual presentation, so am I. Maybe we can get Yoni to direct.